- It seems that he doesn't value me at all if he keeps going late all the time. Maybe he doesn't love me at all. Or maybe he does, but only for my tits. That's a sort of love too, of course, but a very limited one. I have another body parts after all. I'm clever and so on...
Twenty freaking minutes! WHAT?! A raindrop?
Now things are just incredible.
- Fool me! I shouldn't have played this last game!
I'm so tired.
Shit. Shit. Shit. WELL! Keep calm. And prepare to get beaten.
Hello, Lis. Why didn't you bring an umbrella? - Serzh, you're an asshole!!
- The movie! We'll be late!
- I just can't imagine how you're going to make it up!
- Here. - You're one nice bastard. Well, let's head to your shitty cinema. - Hey, I'll get wet! - Fuck off my umbrella!
- Actually, this umbrella is mi- - Shhh! The rain is almost over.
You better look at this guy. - Huh? - Look how bad does he feel. He probably was left here by an asshole like you... - You're just making things up.
- Abandoned, all alone in the world, he tries to fill the emptiness in his soul by these cold raindrops.
- What the fuck are you talking about? - It feels so familiar. And so sad. Maybe we should come and help him.
Serzh! - The movie!
- HEY, BITCH!
Ye, you, the big-ass one. - He's talking about you!
- God, Serzh, protect me.
- So! Everything that your chick has just said...
My girlfriend just left me. It was so painful. I feel like shit right now, friend. I know that you'll understand me.
- Well, you know, you should say you're sorry. For the "b" word and so on... Because I can kinda sorta freak out.
- You're right, dude. I'm sorry. But that's just because you've listened to me.
In any other circumstances I'd just broke your jaw and spine in half.
- I'm glad that our circumstances are fine. - For the both of us.
You looked so brave. - Frankly, my hands are still shaking. - I know.
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